Clexting

When you text in class.

Stop clexting before the teacher takes your phone away.

by crazye88s October 21, 2011

Chexing

Chat + sexting = Chexing

chat sex

sexting

cybersex
booty caller
sex
masturbation
chat

He: "Do you have big boobs?"

She: "What?!? We just met. I thought you wanted a long-term relationship!"

He: "Do you like it when a man uses his....."

She: "Okay, stop right there. I'm NOT chexing with you tonight!!"

by JaneIam October 15, 2012

Clemingston

1. A person who is a terrible host.

2. A person who eats or drinks without offering anything to their guest(s).

He was such a clemingston. He ate five bars of chocolate and never offered me any.

by Alex-Li Tandem February 26, 2009

Claxing

1. To munt while gooning.
2. To get a blumkin and mew at the same time.

Mr. Belding: Brayden what are you doing to that body?!
Brayden: I'm claxing right now Mr. Belding.

by YOURMOMFUCKEDMELASTNIGHT123456 March 18, 2024

Claxing

Blasting rope on your neighbors dog, proceeding to freeze your dick with liquid nitrogen, then shattering it with a bottle of liquor with over 40 percent alcohol volume.

Did you hear Brady lost his dick last week? Apparently he went claxing and shattered his cock with a bottle of jack daniels.

by Clax lover March 30, 2024

Claxing

When you masturbate then put a hole in your penis so the semen comes out of both holes. If you poke multiple holes, it’s called clazmaxxing.

“I can’t go out, I’m gonna start my claxing streak tonight.”

by D20Dicing April 9, 2024

Clening

Clening is when you tie your foreskin to your balls to create a hole for your male friend/partner to insert their penis

Male 1: “Man I got to finally get some clening done last night”
Man 2: “So did I, I haven’t been able to untie the knot though”

by TheFloppingBear June 7, 2024