cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

by somdeluxe December 16, 2010

Chemtard

Some one who chooses not to acknowledge the obvious chemtrails in the sky are chemtards. These people are the stupidest of all primordial scum-bag primates, who for some reason or another, call themselves human. These people are usually liberal in nature, anti-constitutionalist, pro abortion, pro gay, anti gun cry baby bastards who if they live in the US aren't American at all. These people have shit for brains because they refuse to see with their own eyes the chemtrails in the skies above them, hence they're retarded, hence they are chemtards. This was the original meaning of the phrase, not the other way around.

Adrian: Hey Bob, you see all those chemtrails up their in the sky?

Bob: yeah but they're water vapour contrails.

Adrian: Oh Bob, you truly are a chemtard, dipshit moron you know that?!

by Brad3425 March 21, 2010

Cleptard

A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!

Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!

by christierose June 9, 2009

Chemtard

A person whose brain and spirit has been retarded through overexposure to a multitude of chemical agents, that impairs partially or completely the faculties for independent reasoning. Common culprits: flouride, mercury, BPA, dioxin, statospheric aerosals, etc..

I call people who believe in chemtrails ,even though it is demonstrably provable that they are in fact, fact: chemtards because my brain and spirit have become so chemtarded I can no longer think for myself.

by Smashlander December 9, 2016

Cleetard

The crabs on Cleetus Mcfarlands nuts, The absolute dumbest people in the racing community. They all think Cleetus is a god and far superiour then other racer's.

He has not been the same since he became a Cleetard.

by SargentD85 October 23, 2025