cleg nut

matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift

fuck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut

by bigman March 14, 2003

cleg dust

poo that has not been properly wiped after pooing and is on ur bum hairs it is somewhat fine and dusty

"ahh crap i have some cleg dust!"

by john john john June 22, 2006

cleg nuts

The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.

Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.

by Stu January 6, 2004

cleg hair

The hair that gets caught from boxer shorts or panties in the butt crack or around the vag and get's caught in the pubic hair resulting in the term, cleg hair.

These cleg hair nuggets are impossible to take out.

by CassRhymesLife August 31, 2005

cleg dust

the cleg which is then grinded into a dust and sniffed

do you want to buy a line of cleg dust its homebrand

by el pablo aka kiral August 28, 2008

cleg nut

the shriveled up gonads of a man aged no less than 83 years old.

Ed “boom boom” Jarvis had worked successfully in the adult film industry for years, until an extreme case of cleg nuts befell him at the early age of 42, doctors surmised the cleg nut effect can be accelerated due to extreme over use

by reginaandray February 14, 2007

Nutty Clegg

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

by CleggMaster September 23, 2017