hockey cleats

much like football bat, describes something so incredibly screwed up that a new term must be created to describe it.

"that chick is hockey cleats"

by jp22382 September 5, 2005

ho cleats

High-heeled shoes typically worn by hos. A term used to compare the sound of high-heels on a hard surface to the sound of sport cleats on a hard surface.

*click*click*click*click*click*
Ryan: "Hey man, you hear that?"
Jarad: "Hear what?"
Ryan: "Sounds like some hos."
Jarad: "How can you tell?!"
Ryan: "Don't you hear those ho cleats?"
Jarad: "Damn!!! Dem some hos fo sho!"

by GlockMilli July 21, 2009

Pussy cleats

When a bitch’s pussy hair isn’t fully shaved and the short, sharp hairs poke into your freshly shaved pubes.

Bro, she got mad pussy cleats.

by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021

throw some cleats on that bitch

What to do when a chick looks like a linebacker.

Dude, your chick is mean looking, throw some cleats on that bitch.

by Colm Meany May 16, 2007

jesus cleats

sandles or open toes shoes worn by the liberal losers you see in most health food stores. the ironic thing is they rarely beleive in god or jesus but instead think a tree will have all the answers for them

Dude! did you see that nasty hippie with the jesus cleats. She was so dirty i thought she was wearing combat boots.

by lil connor the anchor August 17, 2006

Frat Cleats

Shoes normally worn by frat dudes or bro's. Usually boat shoes eg. Top Siders

"Hey Al you see tom's fresh new frat cleats"

by BroforLife January 5, 2010

Thot cleats

thot cleats are thigh high, high heel boots

girl 1: she's wearing her thot cleats to go clubbing tonight and she killing it!!
girl 2: girl i might snatch them.

by GetRickRoll’dSon January 2, 2019