cleat

A portmanteau describing CLoned mEAT

Susan: "Eck! This steak tastes like cleat! Where did you get it?"
Albert: "I brought it home from the lab."
Susan: "I knew it!"

by the_chemist January 19, 2008

Cleat

Clam meat

There’s a lot more cleat in this spaghetti than I thought there would be!

by Jack Seabass October 20, 2020

Dracula in Cleats

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

Dirty Cleats

When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats

"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."

by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017

cleat chaser

a promiscuous woman who follows athletes (baseball or football) usually on the college level, in the hopes of having intercourse with one of them

Yo, that bitch is a cleat chaser, the whole team has nailed her.

by Aaron Rock October 30, 2003

frat cleats

Cole Haan Gunnison Drivers. These are comfortable and very popular among top tier fratstars.

I'm lookin' frattastic with these new frat cleats.

by fratstar1 January 18, 2011

seat cleat

A dildo or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.

Wow!!! Did you see Nick not fall off his chair when Rodney pushed him over? Luckily he was using his seat cleat.

by P00PSTA1NE April 11, 2016