Claudette

Claudette is a very funny, her smile can light up a room! She’s very pretty and loyal. shes very colorful and kind, and typically can be found hanging around with her friends goofing off. If you have a Claudette in your life your very lucky.

Person 1: “Did you see that girl in the yellow? I over heard a joke she made and it was hilarious, what’s her name?”

Person 2: “Claudette obviously.”

by Brunettebish May 12, 2019

doing a Claudius

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end

Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius

by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021

Claudiaa

Absolutely gorgeous girl. Whenever you see her, you can only stare. One who is sexy, smart, funny, attractive, and loves to have fun. Can be revered as the Party Queen. Is always loved by at least one special person. Is known to be the greatest girl on Earth...literally.

Wow! She is so claudiaa!

by Lil Zachy April 13, 2010

Claudia

One of the kindest people who you will ever meet, and at the same time the funniest person you know! A claudia is such a funny outgoing person and also VERY pretty!

John: WOW!! (Claudia) is soo dayum pretty!
Alex: Yeah, she's also sooo funny, she cracks me up!!
Me: Guess whose asking her out tonight then...

by suchacoolboy September 18, 2012

Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.

Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.

by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019

Jean Claudio

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!

Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!

by Sixkiller February 10, 2010

Claudia

Amazing person. A girl who is very liked and popular. She's very close with who she trusts. Ttypically very fair-skinned. Claudias are extremely pretty girls. They have the most beautiful eyes in the world. While they are very beautiful, they are also extremely insecure. Especially about their weight. While this is untrue and they are typically not fat at all, they can take things to the extreme and go overboard when they want something. They love to laugh, and are very funny people. They are the life of a party and are crazy dancers. Claudias may seem outgoing but they always have a shy side. They rarely cry, or get overly upset. They may seem perfectly calm at times, but there is a lot more going on than what meets the eye. However, in most situations, they will be the loudest, funniest, craziest people in the group. They won't be afraid to say what they think of you, and they won't say no to a dare. It's hard to stay mad at a Claudia, but be careful what you say to her, because she doesn't forget things easily. When you lose her trust it's hard to get it all the way back. Claudias are usually single. They are outrageous flirts, but truly always care about one special guy. He'll be on her mind forever, but she'll always have doubts. Whether you've only met her for five minutes, or known her forever, a Claudia is a girl you'll love forever.

"Man, who's that crazy girl over there partying?"
"Oh, I don't know, but she sure looks like a Claudia!"

by ExcuseMeI'mSpeaking45 December 21, 2012