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Classified facebook watcher

some who likes/comments on every status you put up basically watching your EVERY move. Especially if its about question and like 4 like stuff
Nathan: OMG she keeps on liking all my status's

Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!

Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off
by That Half Retarded German Guy December 27, 2010
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classified

The best rapper out of canada ever. Nova Scotia to boot. One of the best producers in Canada and everywhere. He is white and a million times better than fakes like emeinem.
Classified's new Cd boy-cott-in the industry out as of march 2005 is sweet. Is last Cd trial and eroor one of teh best cd's ever. It ain't over off his ep his possibly the best song that's never been heard.
by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005
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Classified

A coverup or lie to the American public.
The video of the Pentagon being hit by an airplane is classified.
Area 51 is classified.
The 17 trillion dollar scandal uncovered by a congressman is classified.
by Jdubbbb December 24, 2012
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chunkified

Fat, lumpy, beefy, rotund. The opposite of slim or thin.
Man, Bert, you gotta go easy on those burgers, you gettin' all chunkified and shit.
by Oprah February 21, 2003
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Chinkified

When one voluntarily or involuntarily becomes extremely chinese or chink culture is evident through them.

This is common when white people start hanging out with asian crowds and go to arcades or internet cafes in highly asian populated areas and start swearing in cantonese or mandarin.
Carl your white, why are you squinting? YOU GOT CHINKIFIED AWWW SHIT!
by Retarded Mushroom November 12, 2007
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conkified

When something is just so screwed up, that it begins to make sense.
'Dude, totally conkified!'
'Damn right. I thought it was screwed, but it's actually awesome!'
by The Conkinator December 17, 2006
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crankafied

When a person gets worked up when things don't go they way they should.
When we got to the resturant and we had to wait an hour to be seated ug got crankafied.
by outerseaglass July 1, 2016
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