Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008
Get the ClaMedia mug.someone who is so bubonic with all manner of sexually and otherwise transmitted disease that they have the look of a crack whore that has been up for a week straight chocking down all manner of disgusting filth in a vain attempt to stave the insatiable desire to run themselves off a cliff because they are so diabolical. these people could be described as having syphllaids.
Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.
Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.
Gregor: check her out! she has the worst case of syphllaids i've ever seen.
Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.
Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!
Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.
Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!
by gregor wilson April 20, 2008
Get the chlamydial syphllaids mug.a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.
dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...
by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 6, 2005
Get the Chlamydia mug.The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
Get the Chlamydia Chowder mug.A person whomst have had a relatively large amount of sexual intercourse in quite a short time span, and also has been diagnosed with the sexually transmitted disease "clamydia" relatively recently.
This could be quite disturbing since you won't know who gave it to you or if you've passed it on.
This could be quite disturbing since you won't know who gave it to you or if you've passed it on.
Person 1: I just got diagnosed with clamydia.
Person 2: That's sad, but didn't you have sex with like 6 people in the last month?
Person 1: Yes, I could've spread it around.
Person 2: Oh my god. You're such a Clamydius.
Person 2: That's sad, but didn't you have sex with like 6 people in the last month?
Person 1: Yes, I could've spread it around.
Person 2: Oh my god. You're such a Clamydius.
by Geoff Bettelhoffven August 24, 2020
Get the Clamydius mug.Yeah, I was worried because my crotch was itching while i was in Mexico. - George
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan
by Fiegizzl July 16, 2006
Get the mexican chlamydia mug.A sexually transmitted disease that causes such symptoms as cloudy urine. Not all people will show symtoms. It is easily "cured" with antibiotics although it may cause damage (especially in women) if not treated.
Chlamydia: The gift that keeps on giving!
by Janeshoe October 18, 2011
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