by Kelly Huckaby January 22, 2006
Oh shit im clamped
My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped
I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped
I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018
Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
by anonymous....alasdair December 4, 2005
by andrearfc, x March 23, 2011
Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping
by Uselessunknown August 3, 2015
by Perry Burgers June 17, 2011
The act of having a wank but before you cum you “clamp” your fingers tight to the forskin and blow your load inside then walk to the toilet to despose of the waist
by Jordan inc August 19, 2018