clacker

irish for testicles, balls, or gonads

I was gonna kick him in the clackers

by beccabee charmer May 8, 2008

clacker

It was a cereal made by General Mills and marketed in the New York area during the early 1970s. The most famous advert featured Dracula leaning toward a young girl's neck saying,"bluh -- I want to suck your Clackers." A google image search should bring up a picture of the box.

Bluh! I want to suck your CLACKERS.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007

clacker

The small object inside a spraypaint can that mixes the contents when shook.

The can went "Clackety, clack, clack, clack" as it rolled across the floor.

by phat104u January 7, 2005

clacker

A court reporter, from the noise the court reporter's machine makes when the minutes of a trial are recorded.

The clacker was stuck in traffic, so we have to wait until she gets into the courtroom.

by pentozali February 4, 2009

Clacker

Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.

"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"

by Mrolls May 14, 2014

clacker

a Chinese Redneck

We saw two clackers buying bulk paper towels.

by Tomminator October 30, 2011

clacker

Testicle (singular of "clackers")

(See: "clackers")

by pr1mal August 22, 2003