Circumsurprised

When you’re about to hook up and you’re expecting a circumcised penis, only to find it is not.

Jill: How was your hookup with Andrew?
Gina: GURL, it was great. Although I was so circumsurprised!

by XxXBarbieXxX August 28, 2019

circumsized

When the fore skin of a penis has been cut off

Circumsized dicks look like mushrooms

by FlyAway July 22, 2011

circumnavigate

To have sex on every continent, hence to cir-cum-navigate.

Finally! My wife and I have always wanted to circumnavigate the Earth. We finally took this cruise to Antarctica, and when they finally let us off we did it! The best part is you can just finish anywhere and no one will notice because everything's all white.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 19, 2015

circumstantial lesbian

Woman engaged in sexual relationship with other woman, not due to preference but due to inability to find male partner to bond with. Also known as lesbian by circumstance. Reasons behind inability to locate male partner usually due to inability to be viewed as attractive to the opposite sex.

Donna Lopiano is a circumstantial lesbian and is too ugly to locate a male partner who could find her appealing. Her lesbianism is caused by circumstance.

by Quazy Quisp April 30, 2009

Circumstantial boner

Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.

Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.

by greyhound goldfish November 19, 2013

circumsoction

The circular indention made by the top of a sock on your calf or ankle.

After wearing my socks all day long, I had a terrible case of circumsoction.

by Scott Saunders December 14, 2008

circumstantial cunt

A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them

Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020