During a family reunion, you run into a cousin who you had not seen in years. She is about your age, and he hotness compensates for the fact that she is a relative. You still wanna fuck her! She is a CILF!
by Doum April 18, 2007
by 30min in the rubba August 15, 2009
by lml March 12, 2008
That hot chick I met in LA was such a CILF eh?. I mean, sure she seemed a little Torontarded, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd like to Canadian Snowplow her.
by Toomer Head November 11, 2010
by RRyson December 13, 2010
Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"
Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"
Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".
Dwight: "Eww".
Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"
Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".
Dwight: "Eww".
by keichix August 17, 2010
by brad5o5 March 14, 2009