cilf

Cousin I'd like to fuck

During a family reunion, you run into a cousin who you had not seen in years. She is about your age, and he hotness compensates for the fact that she is a relative. You still wanna fuck her! She is a CILF!

by Doum April 25, 2007

cilf

counselor i'd like to fuck. mostly refering to school counselors, but any counselor works.

dude youre so lucky you got a cilf this year. my counselor has a gigantic fupa.

by 30min in the rubba August 16, 2009

CILF

Cougar I'd like to fuck.

My mom's friend who doesn't have any kids is hot. She's a little older but a total CILF.

by lml March 12, 2008

CILF

Canadian
I'd
Like to
Fuck

That hot chick I met in LA was such a CILF eh?. I mean, sure she seemed a little Torontarded, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd like to Canadian Snowplow her.

by Toomer Head November 13, 2010

CILF

Chinese I'd Like to Fuck

That CILF in my maths class has a tidy package

by RRyson December 14, 2010

CILF

Comedian I'd Like to Fuck

Works for both sexes.

Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"

Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"

Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".

Dwight: "Eww".

by keichix August 16, 2010

CILF

a cousin I'd like to fuck.

Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that

by brad5o5 March 14, 2009