CILF

Chinese I'd Like to Fuck

That CILF in my maths class has a tidy package

CILF by RRyson December 14, 2010

CILF

Comedian I'd Like to Fuck

Works for both sexes.

Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"

Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"

Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".

Dwight: "Eww".

CILF by keichix August 16, 2010

CILF

a cousin I'd like to fuck.

Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that

CILF by brad5o5 March 14, 2009

CILF

Cop I'd like to fuck.

Any HOT male or female LEO worthy of spending the night or 15 mins. doing the Horizonal Polka.

A DILF or MILF police officer.

Did you see the HOT ass on that CILF?
I sure wish he had pulled me over to ask me for a date.

CILF by BIGDOGSMATE June 2, 2009

CILF

Cheerleader i'd like to fuck

A: woho look at that girl
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
A: SWEET

CILF by haakki March 24, 2007

CILF

Cereal I'd like to fuck

Mum, did you get more of that CILF? my bran flakes seem to be all "yoghurty" now.

CILF by davenotdave November 18, 2004

cilf

celebrity i'd like to fuck

kanye west

cilf by spamee May 9, 2004