iGarbage

a term used when referring to Apple computers that don't do what they're supposed to. Macintosh computers aren't compatible with anything.

ie. converting very important SRS documents for cross platform use.

You're iGarbage can't run anything useful.

Put that iGarbage away and buy a real computer.

by Macintosh_is_useless April 23, 2006

Carbage

Unhealthy foods (e.g. junk foods) but are mostly carbohydrates in nature.

"Wow I just ate a lot of carbage." - if one just consumed a large amount of bread, cookies, etc.

by BuyOffice Troll August 2, 2012

carbage

Synthetic, parasitic waste that naturally accumulates within an automobile, especially if you drive other people around in it.

Man how did I get all this carbage? Why do I have a receipt for human hand?

by galacian August 30, 2010

carbage bag

A plastic bag used for collecting garbage in a car. Often found tied to the back of the passenger seat.

Jim, how long have these cheese nips been been lying on the floor of your Dodge Neon? Don't you have a carbage bag?

by Matt Stucky April 29, 2008

carbage

The garbage which accumulates in one's car.

Cletis! Git them Lone Star bottles a'nat other carbage outta my Pinto!

by Judy Kiss Axe November 22, 2013

carbage

1. A piece of garbage turned into a car.
or
2. A car turned into a piece of garbage.

Where did you pick up that piece of carbage.

by Adamgotit August 31, 2005

iGarbage

1. The big amount of paper and plastic wrapping, useless manuals in all languages and other unnecessary things, that come with your new Apple product and end up in the trash as soon as the warranty ends

2. A pejorative for any Apple product

For example:

1. My new iPad came with quite a lot of iGarbage.

2. He just bought some new iGarbage, so he thinks he is the boss now.

by it7895 July 22, 2012