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jumper cables

An attack where one sneaks behind his victim and jabs him in the ribs, on both sides simultaneously. So called because of the jolt, like electricity delivered through jumper cables.
JUMPER CABLES!!! Scaddipps, that hurt, you douchebag!
by WWII October 29, 2004
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tweaker cables

Using a cut USB cable to vape a nicotine pod or weed cart without the battery. Usually used by kids who can't buy the battery themselves.
Jimmy was using tweaker cables because his parents don't support his vaping addiction
by boybreeder February 17, 2022
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Jumper cables

The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.
I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).
by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007
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Laying the Cables

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
by LadTrain July 28, 2010
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Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.
So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.
by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020
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cibeles raful

whose your once in a life time?”
“easy, cibeles raful.”
by lovergirl1117 January 3, 2022
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SUNY Cobleskill

A New York State University set in the beautiful hills of Cobleskill, NY. At first glance it looks like a redneck community, but wait until school comes into session. We have just as many drug dealers and stabbings as you more urban universities. The university will never be known for partying, only fat girls in tight shirts, line dancing and freezing cold winters. The only sensable group is contained a few miles off campus, the soccer house.
SUNY Cobleskill is a backwoods university where men are men and sheep are nervous, lacking enough booze to get Ron White a little drunk, known for its only profitable business, Tractor Supply Co.
by VanDamin July 12, 2006
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