CIA

(Central Intelligence Agency). An organization designed to report international secrets, foreign time bombs, counterespionage and covert operations (here and overseas). Many suspect they are involved in clandestine conspiraces ranging from UFO's to 9/11. (Who's to know? Tenet'll tell you.) They are often thought of as akin to the FBI; though they may have external differences, the CIA~FBI mission relationship does exist similarly regulation-wise with the purpose of national security.

An agent: a trenchcoat with a pocket watch. Usu. seen with manila folders, Italian-tailored shoes and tinted windowed cars. An example of the organization would be Britain's MI6, Israel's Mossad, Russia's FSB/Soviet's KGB.

by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004

cia

acronym for Corrupt Imperialist Aggressors

The CIA has engineered more than thirty coup d'etats in the last fifty years against Third World nations.

by mr. communication January 7, 2007

CIA

Central Intelligence Agency, all a long-winded word for the biggest crack dealer of them all

The CIA is the Iran-Contra scandal

by BushSux January 7, 2007

Cia

Cia is a Beautiful woman who Has a body from a Goddess, great looks, and smile that will brighten up your mood. She is extremley nice and someone you would want to have as your friend. However, Cia is not one to mess with for she will beat the pure shit out of anyone that tries her.

"I got me a Cia"
"My bestfriend is Cia and she'll beat your ass for me"

by Black Reign July 24, 2019

cia

CIA: Corrupt Imperialist Assholes. Supposedly an intelligence gathering agency, but its primary function is to make the world safe for McDonald's by fucking with anyone who threatens the elite's access to natural resources - more specifically, an agency who's primary function is to make the world safe for those who have controlling shares of large, American corporations. propaganda evil brainwashing waterboarding satan cult new world order

Dick Cheney to George Bush: "Remember George, just keep reading the goat story to those children after I give the go to the CIA to do the Twin Towers. By Satan, we'll show those renegade Taliban fucks who really owns those poppy fields and that oil pipeline! After that, we'll teach that stupid prick, Saddam, that the only good dictator is the one who follows fucking orders!"

by Scott Vines November 6, 2007

CIA

For the asexuals/the aces_

C - Chaotic
I - introverted
A - asexuals

«I’m part of the CIA»
«The Central Intelligence Agency?»
«No...the chaotic, introverted asexuals !»
«Oh, I see!»

by KamekTho May 28, 2021

cia

*Culinary Institute of America*

Yeah, a college so people can learn to cook.
It's all about the food.
It's funny when you say the CIA and people who aren't from the hudson valley will be like, "whoa, the CIA!?!?"

do i really need an example? you people get it, right?
it's the CIA.

by kalie w. January 7, 2007