When one orgasms so hard that they make retarded faces and are unable to function properly afterwards
I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard
by 50gray March 26, 2015
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𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨
1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.
Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."
2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"
𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨
1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.
Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."
2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"
Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot
by COPSRULE7382 January 14, 2022
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Get the Chumptacular mug.Derisive term for someone who believes in the Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory. The original meaning was directed at people who are poor at chemistry. The Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory holds that government planes are either seeding clouds to counter global warming or spraying mind-altering or health-altering chemical substances on unsuspecting populations around the world. Chemtards believe plane contrails (condensation ice crystal trails) are actually "chemtrails" (chemical trails), hence the name.
Chemtards are predominantly American, white, racist, scientifically illiterate defeated Republicans who hold President Obama responsible for applying the directives of the New World Order. They also believe in Planet Nibiru.
by baracine June 12, 2009
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B. Derogatory name for people who believe in the existence of
chemtrails.
B. Derogatory name for people who believe in the existence of
chemtrails.
A. Dude I failed my chemistry class, I'm such a chemtard!
B. Dude did you just hear what Adam said? He claims the Illuminati are trying to take over the world by injecting poison in the contrails of jet planes. He is such a chemtard.
B. Dude did you just hear what Adam said? He claims the Illuminati are trying to take over the world by injecting poison in the contrails of jet planes. He is such a chemtard.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 10, 2012
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Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
Get the comptarded mug.often misunderstood as possibly being a positive thing with the use of lord, chumplord is very negative in nature. ultimately being lord of the chumps makes you the lowest of the low. the lowest chump of them all.
EX: "man that devin kid that always drinks all the beer and passes out in the corner is such a chumplord." "lets draw on him."
by dumpymcdumperson October 21, 2015
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