by Muwahahaha!!1 January 25, 2006
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by TheMightyOlgu October 6, 2011
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A chimputter is an office worker who spends their day working on a PC. Typically in a junior position in a role offering limited initiative. Taken for granted and usually viewed as being at the bottom of the pile. These poor unfortunates will likely be out of a job as soon as the technology allows.
by Vicarious Phil July 9, 2009
Get the Chimputter mug.A term used to describe people who are enamored with British TV, movies, music, and culture but do not live in or are in any way part of Britain. Crumpeteers will consume any form of British media for the sole reason that it was made in Britain. Many Crumpeteers think that this "appreciation" of British culture makes their taste in such things superior, but this is not necessarily a defining trait of Crumpeteers.
Mark: Have you seen the new episode of Sherlock yet? I just watched it after listening to the latest Adele album and drinking tea!
Tyler: *Sigh* Such a crumpeteer.
Tyler: *Sigh* Such a crumpeteer.
by Alpaca_Man January 17, 2012
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by @Riflerangehoney April 7, 2017
Get the crumpeter mug."The Drunk Chumpster bragged in the chatroom about 'his irrigation system', "his neighbors' and 'his house" but it actually belongs to someone else."
by monito December 5, 2009
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An individual who prefers to pay for legal digital media downloads from sites like iTunes rather than illegally ripping them from P2P networks such as gnutella, Kazaa or bittorrent enabled sites.
Derived from the American slang chump with the addition of the popular "ster" suffix that became a naming convention circa 2001 for online sites in the ubiquitous success of Napster. See Friendster.
An individual who prefers to pay for legal digital media downloads from sites like iTunes rather than illegally ripping them from P2P networks such as gnutella, Kazaa or bittorrent enabled sites.
Derived from the American slang chump with the addition of the popular "ster" suffix that became a naming convention circa 2001 for online sites in the ubiquitous success of Napster. See Friendster.
"Can you believe my little brother spent $50 on iTunes this month. He's such a total chumpster, its ridiculous."
by Marty March 9, 2005
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