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Chum

Leftover fecal after a partial toilet flush.
Fecal left in a toilet for the purpose of grossing out the next user, generally in a public facility or done due to lack of home training.
"That nasty bastard chummed the toilet"

"Nothing worse than walking into the bathroom and seeing toilet chum!"
by Joe Max May 22, 2010
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Chum

A close friend who occasionally makes you cum.
Q - What's going on with you and your bestie ?

A - We'll always be chums
by Long&Hard October 30, 2016
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Chum

An awesome friend. Someone you can make fun of without them pulling out your hair. Preferably someone who goes out of their way to fix your life. If you don't have a chum, your life friggin sucks.

P.S. chum is also dog food :P
"Make me an offer I can't refuse, chum."
"Lit, chum. Real lit."

You: "Ellie will never like me!"
Chum: "HEY ELLIE!"
You: "Wtf are you doing?!"
Chum: "Ellie, look into my eyes and tell me you don't like my friend."
Ellie: "Why would I do that?"
Chum: "'Cuz you can go out with him."
Ellie: "I'll think about it"
by Cade the Food King January 11, 2017
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Chum

I'm goin' downtown to get some chum.
by "old rubber" tyre April 1, 2004
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Chum

Smashed up body parts visibly showing guts and crushed up bones

Can be used to cook, throw or bathe in

Chum is used in SpongeBob when plankton owns a resturaunt called the Chumbucket but they use fish chum instead of humans

Seen in the game Happy wheels when someone is killed and smashed
by Blues in May 18, 2015
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Chum

Flirtation that is used to attract a girl.

Chum is bait that is thrown into the water to try to attract tuna fish at sea, so they then will bite a hook.

Chum in the real life sense are flirtatious comments that a guy puts out towards a girl in the hopes that he will "catch her."

See the definition for the word "chumming" for further explanation.
"Ive got some nice chum in store for the party tomorrow night"

"Graham has bad chum"
by FCTunaBoat February 6, 2015
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Chum

"Yo, you got any chum?"
by tomlikesboys March 10, 2009
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