Monkeys chuff

to see the monkeys chuff

did you see that monkeys chuff ?

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010