crucified

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.

yo that bih be crucified as hell

by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021

crucified by bisexuals

when someone gets crucified by bisexuals

John: hey did you hear about that guy who got crucified by those people who like men and women?
Jimmy: oh yeah he was crucified by bisexuals

by EdgeTillIBlackOut January 19, 2023

Chronified

To have smoked a lot of weed (Chronic) and to have became very high, High as hell, Also Chroned

Yo, Money I dont need no mo of dis dank I Be Chronified like a Muder Fucka

by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

getting Crucified

The act where a woman is taken to a cheap hotel from the bar after shes had to many drinks, the woman is tied to each bedpost and sexified up. Once she passes out, the man procedes to poo on her chest and then lift the bed onto two legs so the woman is vertical facing the door. The door to the hotel is then left open and the man leaves.

Man: did you see Conors mom getting crucified?!
Woman: I already crucified his girlfriend!

by [e-mail] March 3, 2010

Crucified

An Item or object that is beyond repairable or badly damaged

Man, look at that phone, it’s crucified!

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

crucified

A rapper that is too stupidly fast that all you hear is daravazagarabaz biggity biggity bao bop bop biwa fasldf;kj sae

What's that weird rambling noise?
Oh sorry I was listening to Crucified

by biggit bgapo February 6, 2018

crucified

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.

I can't skate today, I tried an impossible and was crucified.

by John L Foster May 9, 2005