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Chrismakkuh

Eight days of presents followed by one day of a lot of presents. The true spirit of Chrismakkuh is in bringing people together.
The Cohens from The O.C. practice Chrismakkuh.
by FutureSex February 7, 2007
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Chrismukkah

Apparently celebrated by Jews for Jesus, according to this pamplet I was given on the F train. Not to be confused with Groundhog Luther King Day, which isn't celebrated by anybody. Yet.
Jew for Jesus: Happy Chrismukkah!
Me: No.
by Harris Bergstein December 25, 2006
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Chrismukkah

A mixture of the holiday of Christmas and Hannukah (as seen in the O.C.). Also a perfect name for so-called "Christmas-time" get-togethers.
I'm having a Chrismukkah party...wanna come?
by ReyZ December 9, 2003
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Chrismukkah

A stupid made-up holiday from an equally stupid show.

And for the record, if your father is Jewish and your mother is Christian, then you're not Jewish at all. Not even one-half Jewish, it's just not possible. If it's the other way around (dad Christian mom Jewish) then you're automatically 100% Jewish.

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but those are the facts straight from my Rabbi.
Chrismukkah is dumb. Really really dumb.
by beak March 13, 2004
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chrismukkahwanzaa

Christmas + Haunikah + Kwanzaa; combination of all three holidays for all your friends/family/acquaintances!
We're celebrating "Chrismukkahwanzaa;" if you'd like to engage in some merriment tonight!?
Christmas Haunikkah Kwanzaa
by Rhino! September 29, 2017
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