A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.
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Is that chrishawna?
by 3t b.c requests December 28, 2018
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The prettiest and smartest girl you'll ever know. Shes boujee and conceited. Shes just that bitch PERIOD.
ME: HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTANI?
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!
by DICKKKSONBITCHES June 21, 2020
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You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019
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Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!
Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!
by Christopher Humperdink May 17, 2011
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