a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.
David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!
Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.
David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?
Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.
David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?
Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
by DPdaix June 21, 2007
Get the chotch bag mug.A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.
I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
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Chotchbag • choochbag • Chouchbag • Chotchka • Couchbag • chatchball • chonchbait • Choochbaka • choochbug • chotchaholic
by Andrew256 May 18, 2007
Get the chochbag mug.(Noun) one who is an ass, idiot, douche bag, etc. This name has nothing to do with a scrotum, but is just a way to describe someone who is full of themselves.
Boris: It costs so much to fill up my Lambo at the station these days.
Bosco: That's because you haven't invented an electric car yet, you chochbag.
Bosco: That's because you haven't invented an electric car yet, you chochbag.
by Casey K. April 20, 2008
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Get the crotchbar mug."Yo Fiddy, didga cop that schmata at 'da chotchka joint next to the da bodega at Eastway and The Plaza?"
by Unit 200 March 15, 2007
Get the Chotchka mug.1. A person who falls within the chouch spectre of the douchebag spectrum; just inbetween 'clown' and 'asshat'. Often a person who takes a serious interest in being a moron and is extremely inconsiderate of others while often causing themselves pain or discomfort through their own inconsiderate or unthinking action. A master of chouchbaggery.
2. A person who is a crossed between a trash-bag and couch dweller.
3. A bag in which to carry chouches.
2. A person who is a crossed between a trash-bag and couch dweller.
3. A bag in which to carry chouches.
Henry, your chouchbaggery amazes me!
Christ! Did you float an air-buscuit George? That's frickin awful! Here, let me close the door so you can be alone with it, you chouchbag!
Christ! Did you float an air-buscuit George? That's frickin awful! Here, let me close the door so you can be alone with it, you chouchbag!
by Kalais August 18, 2010
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