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constitute

The three midgets constituted the human castle
by Larstait November 7, 2003
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crosstitute

A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.
Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo.
by die7fox May 22, 2005
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copstitute

An officer of the law, esp. in a video game, who aggressively pursues the player in order to disrupt him. Copstitute AI is often designed to give NPCs an advantage.
That *&(^ing copstitute forced my car into the wall a half mile from the finish!
by Hesh December 6, 2005
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Chubstitute

A junk food that parades as a health food
These Quinoa Tortilla Chips are a total chubstitute
by Fish Sticks March 16, 2014
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Chubstitute

The fat kid who comes on for the last five minutes of a match -usually because his dad sponsors the team.
With the game drawing to an end, the team sent on their chubstitute in order to satisfy his dad who was watching from the sideline (whilst eating a kebab).
by manhattan surfer January 20, 2015
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crosstitute

A ho that hasn't recieved her dough
Look at that famous TV hooker Oprah always going on about how poor people are cool when she has billions of bucks tucked away herself. I bet if she didn't get paid she be a mean crosstitute.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish June 21, 2008
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constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.
I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.
by coinroller August 23, 2007
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