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Choping

To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.
Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.
by Satandog June 17, 2018
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chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
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choosing fee

the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.
"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"

"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"
by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012
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Choping

The practice of making unauthorized photographs under a woman's skirt, capturing an image of her crotch area, underwear and sometimes genitalia. The term "chope" can also refer to a photograph, video, or illustration which incorporates an upskirt image. The term is also sometimes used to refer generically to any voyeur photography – that is, catching an image of somebody unaware in a private moment.
"Why is that guy holding his hand out and grinning?"

"See that girl with the short skirt standing next to him? He's choping"
by Frederick Von Trap June 17, 2018
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Chopping Chedder

Yo,somebody was chopping chedder, it stanks up in here.
by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003
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Choosing

When a person shows interest in more than one person in the same social circle
I was texting her at first, after she saw Gabe she was choosing.
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Chopping parsley

Eatting pussy
Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley
by MJBL January 10, 2012
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