I have a chopper
by Tamsters :) January 15, 2022
A versatile word that is generally used to describe someone who is a bit of a goon/ loser. Can also be shortened to chop.
by Rob In June 03, 2014
This consists of two hanging ropes that hold a woman's ankles and is positioned over table. With a sexually aroused man lying on the table, a female secures her ankles to the ends of both ropes which leaves her doing the splits in mid air. The male then takes her legs and spins her until she is raised just high enough in the air to hover directly over the tip of his penis. When the female is released she will then spin down onto the man's penis, creating a most pleasurable feeling for both people.
I hope that Vicky will do the chopper with me tonight. The last girl I tried it with couldn't do the splits and she fell down over the side of the table, busting her face on the floor. I still nailed that ass though.
by fartwhisperer July 18, 2010
by A͌ͭ͘A͓̱͇͖̙̪̻ͣ̾ͦͯ̀A̞̩͕̟̝̔A̧̬̔͑̓ April 17, 2020
A new word originated at Bristol University which is aimed at any 'posh', pretentious, gap year students that have gone on a spiritual journey of 'enlightenment'. Usually to India, Thialand, a South or Central American country or parts of Africa, basically just any country which might have a degree of poverty. They do this only to return talking about how it has changed their life because they contributed to a good cause when really they really did some of the following:
1.Went there to have a good time with their parents money especially to smoke/take a wide range of drugs which they may not normally be able to get their hands on so easily.
2.Perhaps have sex with a child prostitute.
3.Purchase a stupid beanie hat and wear it all the time when they do go to University
4.Take home loads of expensive and exotic souvenirs, especially rugs and shisha pipes.
5.If they are a 'Pseudo Chopper' maybe even adopt a Starving child and hide it under their beanie hat for safe keeping.
6.They may become very environmentally conscious to make us all feel bad about ourselves, e.g. use their hand and a bucket of water to wipe their arse rather than toilet roll or only eat organic food.
7.Become a vegetarian and/or vegan and develop dreadlocks due to a lack of showering.
8.May use the word banter for everything and shorten and mutate this for all needs.
9.The girls in this sub group usually walk around with the 'just got shagged' look, these however are not to be mistake for rahs.
1.Went there to have a good time with their parents money especially to smoke/take a wide range of drugs which they may not normally be able to get their hands on so easily.
2.Perhaps have sex with a child prostitute.
3.Purchase a stupid beanie hat and wear it all the time when they do go to University
4.Take home loads of expensive and exotic souvenirs, especially rugs and shisha pipes.
5.If they are a 'Pseudo Chopper' maybe even adopt a Starving child and hide it under their beanie hat for safe keeping.
6.They may become very environmentally conscious to make us all feel bad about ourselves, e.g. use their hand and a bucket of water to wipe their arse rather than toilet roll or only eat organic food.
7.Become a vegetarian and/or vegan and develop dreadlocks due to a lack of showering.
8.May use the word banter for everything and shorten and mutate this for all needs.
9.The girls in this sub group usually walk around with the 'just got shagged' look, these however are not to be mistake for rahs.
John: Oh that Rob is a right bloody Chopper, he was going on about how great India is how it has changed his life, pretentious tosser.
Jack: No mate, Simon is even worse, his dradlocks are rancid and he's just an idiot, I have a right mind to poison him with inorganic produce, f*cking pseudo chopper.
Jack: No mate, Simon is even worse, his dradlocks are rancid and he's just an idiot, I have a right mind to poison him with inorganic produce, f*cking pseudo chopper.
by Littleeggy August 11, 2007
I love my beagle, "Chopper" to the moon and back one billion times 😉 He climbes on counters and has the floppiest ears ever !! He is so goofy and will lick your legs anytime he wants!! Better watch out, because Chopper is SNEAKY!!!! 😂 Don't look away if ya have dessert on the table! At the end of the day, NOBODY cuddles better than Chopper! 😘
by Roxyroo3 September 16, 2017
An extraordinarily large joint, blunt, or spliff, rolled basically to maximum capacity of the paper or tobacco leaf being used. Term originated at UCLA, circa 2005.
by Gabriel Tycho September 19, 2008