Wallies in a chop

To absolutely lose your shit. A full-blown, no-holding-back meltdown involving swearing, flapping, spiralling, or dramatic overreaction to something that probably didn’t need this level of rage. Often said with affection or humour.

“She burnt the toast and lost her wallies in a chop like she’d just lost the Ashes.”

He spilt his coffee and he lost his wallies in a chop

by Motherofpudding January 9, 2026

Choping

To engage in or encourage the practice of secretly filming lady parts via the upskirt method.

I got caught choping the other day, but it's cool as it's not a crime in the UK apparently.

I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.

I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.

by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018

Chopin Day

A day in which one compensates for the mundane air of a rainy day by blasting Chopin's Nocturnes, all whilst thou gracefully writes letters with a fountain pen- with strokes as wistful as Chopin's docile fingers dancing from key to key to produce a sound so novel as to seem to share a common origin of the precipitating rain itself.

Friend rings you to ask:" Yo homes what are you doing this rainy day?"

Answer: Trick question!

It's Chopin Day so you never answered the phone because your phone ring was drowned out by the siege of Chopin's evanescent crescendos blasting from the loudest speakers you own.

by Nocturneepicness May 1, 2011

Choping

The act of taking an unwanted photograph of a woman's genitals by placing a camera under their skirt. Also known as upskirting.

Named after Conservative MP and full time scumbag Sir Christopher Chope who blocked a bill to make the practice illegal.

Did you see that pervert choping that woman?

by Dan the Flan June 16, 2018

Choping

To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.

Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.

by Satandog June 17, 2018

Choping

The practice of making unauthorized photographs under a woman's skirt, capturing an image of her crotch area, underwear and sometimes genitalia. The term "chope" can also refer to a photograph, video, or illustration which incorporates an upskirt image. The term is also sometimes used to refer generically to any voyeur photography – that is, catching an image of somebody unaware in a private moment.

"Why is that guy holding his hand out and grinning?"

"See that girl with the short skirt standing next to him? He's choping"

by Frederick Von Trap June 17, 2018

Chopin

Frederic Chopin, composer and performer of Romantic music (though he refused to be affiliated with the Romantic period), born 1810, died 1849. Composed exclusively for the piano, with a few pieces that had other instruments as accompaniment, or songs with piano accompaniment. His works are regarded by many as the epitome of Romantic piano compositions.

That Chopin Prelude was so beautiful that I bawled like a baby.

by BLARG man March 2, 2005