Choner

A word denoting an erection, but also implying that the person subject to the description has a chode.

When the professor bent down to pick up the pen she dropped, I could have sworn Jeremy got a choner.

by Hermom Inc. March 17, 2011

choners

male or female underwear of any type

"Hey Vato! Look at my new pair of choners."

by Jonner May 16, 2005

choner

a chode boner
when a dick is wider than it is long, its a chode
and the boner of a chode represents a muffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.

ron pollak had a choner during class, and he poked people with it because he's a scumbag.

by pollak-hater October 7, 2006

choner

It is a chode boner.

Lol, dude quit bein' a choner.

by DJ STAPLEZ May 30, 2004

choner

a chest-boner;
a bone-spur on the sternum (breastbone) that is widely known to be a penis. Can occur in males or females, though is extremely gross in females.

see also chussy.

Don't bump chests, it might hurt your choner.

by Alfredo January 11, 2005

choner

chest-boner
a bump on the upper part of your chest.

Did you see that girl's choner? It was so gross.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

choner

someone wit a chode who has a boner

mike mcpeake got a choner when he saw lindsey

by your boii October 8, 2007