Chomskamas Claus

(n) - Russian equivalent of Santa Claus, exluding one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors

"Start a fire, dude!! The Chomskamas Claus is coming to the U.S. this year! Keep that shit burning ALL NIGHT if you know what's good for you! This bastard's totally hardcore!"

by Silent Rip November 30, 2004

Chomsain

"You know what i'm saying?" when said quickly.

"Man, she's got some problems, chomsain?

by funkmaster fudd August 16, 2009

Chomskied

Chomskied, v: An authoritative, succinct, yet verbose response, usually given to those of simpler minds wishing for quick explanations to complicated mechanics.

"Dude tried to argue pop politics in a youtube comment, got chomskied with 5 paragraphs of facts.

by terbo June 4, 2015

Chonkianity

Chonkianity (noun): A community-driven practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, focused on fostering harmony by celebrating chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Grounded in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Chonkianity cultivates a collective tradition through shared online efforts to nurture this balance across all felines. Unlike Hammonism, which centers on individual reverence for Himothy Ham, the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham, Chonkianity emphasizes a unified approach to honoring chonkiness’ inherent nature through supportive community actions.

Example 1: "She joins Chonkianity to promote balanced diets for her chonky cat with online support groups."
Example 2: "His Chonkianity effort shines through hosting virtual workshops on caring for chonky felines."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025