Chonker

A fat but photogenic cat.

"Omg look at this adorable chonker I found on reddit!"

by Breebles November 22, 2018

nashville choker

When someone chokes you with a bolo tie.

We were going at it last night with nothing on except my boots and bolo tie , when he gave me the Nashville choker.

by vaGina August 12, 2017

Chockers

Australian Slang for 'Chockablock'

Translates to filled up completely.

"Mate, don't use the back shitter, she's chockers from last night.'

by GentleCaress September 18, 2017

Mega Chonker

Noun used for referring chonk cats that have between 56 and 65% body fat.

Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.

Wow look at that cat! What a Mega Chonker!

How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!

by VoidProphet January 12, 2019

chonker

what you call a morbidly obese animal, normally it is what they're owners will call them to make themselves feel better about making they're animal have a short uncomfortable life. they will then use this obese animal to get them some of that internet fame.

Owner " aren't you just a silly little chonker"
cat "please stop feeding me, my breaths are getting heavy and baited. i dont think i will last longer"
Owner "smile for reddit!"

by Ninjablevins March 7, 2020

bowl choker

a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.

this toilet is industrial and that bowl choker isn't moving!

by alan steel October 17, 2008

dong chomper

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob

i swear jim is a dong chomper

by Doug W. February 10, 2008