cholesterol

free choking

“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother”

by mom’s delicious wap April 3, 2020

Hallway Cholesterol

The unwanted build-up of people standing/mingling in hallways of schools, offices, and public places that causes restriction of the flow of people.

"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."

"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."

by ParCib9494 October 18, 2011

Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011

Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

by KBK January 31, 2005

cholesteraunt

a dining establishment that serves fatty foods under the guise of 'hearty, healthy, American cooking'. This could also qualify a buffet, although would not include a 'pay by plate' style of buffet.

"Biggie Smalls dined at cholesteraunts....you could tell because when he came out with a new rap song, he sounded as if he had jelly doughnut throat. It was almost as if he'd acquire athersclerosis at any moment!"

by Laura K. Fahey May 30, 2008

Cholesterol To The Banana

Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.

Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".

by some guy who likes stuff October 14, 2011

Cholestrolling

Purposefully blocking a walkway so people can't get past, much like cholesterol in an artery.

Person 1: "We should move, we're in people's way..."
Person 2: "Bitch please, I'm cholestrolling!"

Person 1: "OMG, MOVE!"
Person 2: "Hahaha... cholestrololol"
Person 1: "STFU D:<"

by Abeewithanitch November 1, 2011