Teen Choice Awards

Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.

You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.

by Smart American Male August 10, 2009

F-Choied

Jumping the gun on a situation and being totally embarassed. Usually the end result is much worse than leaving it alone.

Synonym: fireboy-ed

That man expressed himself to the girl too quickly, he F-Choied

by Smiley Brat January 12, 2010

Teen Choice Awards

Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.

Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.

by Smart American Male March 22, 2009

bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

Bro-Choice

A pro choice man who uses abortion so he doesn’t need to take responsibility

Person 1: My boyfriend wants me to get an abortion cause he didn’t consent to pregnancy

Person 2: So he’s Bro-Choice

by ally215 April 14, 2021

Sam's Choice

Wal Mart's very own soda brand. Includes some of the greatest soda out there for under 60 cents for a two liter. Never usually displayed in a cooler or refrigerator so the soda is always warm. Also known to be the most carbonated beverage out there which makes it a veritable bomb.

Known to cause hours upon hours of burping when ingested.

Cola, Diet Cola, Mountain Lightning, Dr. Thunder, Twist-Up, Grapette, Orangette, Root Beer, Ginger-Ale... etc etc etc...

by Doctor Thunder June 22, 2005

Nigga Lover's Choice

A pizza served at many parlors that contains ingredients that a black person would especially enjoy. Common toppings are watermelon and fried chicken.

Billiam: I am taking Leroy to the pizza parlor today.

Hanklin: How much you want to bet he gets a nigga lover's choice?!

by Urbangeek3.9 January 23, 2014