Chocolate Cake Delivery Man

This is an African American male, usually of a dark complexion very attractive usually called to perform sex services. A splackavellie

Hey Hey hey...dont cry baby...the Chocolate Cake Delivery man is here ready to give you that chocolate bar..with that smooth creamy Cocoa Butter...that natural protein to give your skin that morning glow...

by Keovani® October 24, 2007

Glazed Chocolate Cake

The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.

Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.

by anon1235813 October 21, 2014

Serbian Chocolate Cake

When a male becomes sexually aroused during the act of excreting faeces and subsequently receives oral sex from a partner, simultaneous to excreting

Jeff: 'I was pumping a huge AGB this morning when my gf busts in and starts giving me the serbian chocolate cake!'

Kersh Dogg: 'I want a serbian chocolate cake'

by phatdik January 13, 2009

Missouri Chocolate Cake

While your partner is giving you anal cunninlynguists one deficates in the partners mouth, then inserts their penis into the partners mouth until they cum

Last night while my friend was at work I stopped by his house and gave his wife a missouri chocolate cake.

by Sanchez delo January 3, 2009

big fat chocolate cake

A euphemism for faeces.

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."

by jockerty May 2, 2019

chocolate cake

a codename for sex, so that others dont know what you're talking about

Girl 1: I really want some some chocolate cake. I'm craving chocolate cake.
Girl 2: That's disgusting. I dont care.

by jack-in-a-box March 15, 2011

Canadian Chocolate Cake

A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.

Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.

by jeff93 January 7, 2010