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croctopus

A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.

It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?

Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!

Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
by Crunchyness July 2, 2009
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coctopus

theoretical sexual position involving a girl taking two cocks in the ass, vagina, and mouth while also giving two handjobs
Melvin: Dude check out this coctopus shit!!
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...
by jofah November 8, 2007
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Chintopus

1. (n.) The nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a 'tentacle' covered chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.
Bob: "Hey check out my beard!"
Rob: "That ain't a beard, now go shave that gross chintopus before anybody sees you."
by J.Ham November 4, 2009
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cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.
That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.
by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010
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chocomush

after eating something chocolatey. e.g. chocolate ice cream. you have chocolate around your mouth.
gina finishes her chocolate cake. she then turns to kevin and asks "kevin, do i have a chocomush?"
by toto3000 October 10, 2008
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Cocktopus

The act of receiving eight dicks at once.
"Did you hear the Helen had a cocktopus with eight midgets last night?"
by rhyme_masta_123 April 20, 2015
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Cocktopuss

The transformation that a gay man undergoes upon having a sex change near any beach-side gay community.
Looks like Philipe changed his cock to a puss. Lets go swimming. (jeez christ) He has a huge Cocktopuss.
by OLDCORNTOOTH February 24, 2009
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