grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Uncle Dimma January 8, 2015

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Mexican chocolate bar

The act of taking a shit and while peeing a shit comes out

I had the best Mexican chocolate bar ever

by jisseppe August 15, 2014

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Emergency chocolate bar

The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.

Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.

Melissa: I had such a horrible day, thank god I have my emergency chocolate bar.

by ChocolateGirl01 January 16, 2011

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A chocolate bar and there you are!

Exactly, correct, right, proper, indeed

"Hey, you were so right about that gal, she's totally crazy!"

"Well, I tried to tell you!" "A chocolate bar and there you are!"

by Dream Weaver October 14, 2014

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punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."

guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.

by strangefetishes November 15, 2013

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