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Crocoduck

One of the most prominant icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispeling all arguements in favour of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.
Kirk Cameron: All throughout the fossil record and life, we don't find one of these; a Crocoduck. There's just nothing like it!
by Naton May 29, 2007
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Fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck

Usually a run on sentence commonly used by Indian men when confronted or threatened
Benchod fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck 2 times in the butt
by Lee Van Cleef July 22, 2018
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cockfuckery

Pertaining to a person who is similar to, or behaves in a way, that resembles fucking a cock.
God damn you Chambers, please stop with your cockfuckery.
by Matt May 13, 2004
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cocofuck

When someone gets hot coconut juice and pours it into a woman's vagina, boobs, lovesack, and mouth while making love, causing the woman not to know which is ccnut juice and which is the male's ejaculation. This is best done when the female is blindfolded.
"Last night was so crazy dude... Carly and I fucked eachother's brains out," Bob said.
"Seriously?" asked Philip dumbfounded.
"Yeah we cocofucked and everything," Bob admitted smiling.
"But she's my girlfriend..." cried Philip.
by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010
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chronofucked

when your perception of time is warped for some reason and you don't quite know why the time of day or the day of the week doesn't feel right
Natalie thought it was Wednesday, but it was really Thursday. She obviously got chronofucked.
by Überschwanz May 6, 2007
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Cocofuckin'nuts

Cocofuckin'nuts! Did you see that Flying Saucer? Wrecked the car again? Well,Cocofuckin'nuts.That noise is going to drive me Cocofuckin'nuts!
by Waboa February 13, 2009
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Chronofuck

I drove through 3 states to visit my friend and he was on vacation. The entire trip was a complete chronofuck.
by Feels Goodman October 13, 2009
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