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choach

To crunch, grab, or otherwise maim a body part, particularly the male genitalia.
Hey, watch out for that board - you don't want to choach your junk!
by dsone January 12, 2007
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choach

aka vag, choacha.
Sarah whips out her choach when she gets drunk at parties.

Sarah teaches girls how to shave their choach.
by lauren October 5, 2003
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choached

Dude, the bowl's choached bro, pack it up!

or

Dude, I can't drink another beer, I'm already choached...
by Pete in Fremont, CA August 16, 2007
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choached

Something or someone that is worn-out, spent, expired, exhausted, or tired.
"Man I need to hit up that mall spot for some new shoes, mine are so choached."

" I drank way to much lastnight, I am so choached out right now."

"bro that chick is such a swamp rat hoe, shes choached out to the max."

"you look lame dogg, that outfit is choached out!"
by Jcrew602 January 19, 2009
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Choach & Chops

When a man can only grow sideburns not long enough to touch the chin hair.
"Yo, did you see Todd can finally grow a full beard? It's not just Choach & Chops!!"

Sometimes Manuel cries because he can only grow Choach & Chops.
by Tripple Nipple Tittie Twisters November 10, 2017
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choach broadie

That crusty stain found in a girls panties after making her very excited and aroused.
Man! You are a pimp! I bet you made her leave a choach broadie after that one!
by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018
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Choach

Hey man just drink the snake venom you choach.”
by Yes Yesington August 6, 2018
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