Corn chips and cheese dip

Something that someone said which sounded really cheesey and corny.

Boyfriend: Baby, I love you around the world, through the universe and back, around saturn's rings and through the suns rays for an eternity.

Girlfriend: Ugh, corn chips and cheese dip...

by random and bored person October 19, 2010

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Chip and dip

A person who wants to have sex

Look at the fine bitch over there I want to chip and dip her

by Bloodbeast May 15, 2018

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chip to dip ratio

That perfect amount of dip (salsa, hummus, etc.) to a chip leaving one with no extra dip or chips extremely rare

Guy 1: Holy crap I got the perfect chip to dip ratio
Guy 2: Are you some type of wizard or something

by LeChaz November 11, 2013

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Chip 'n Dip

A chip 'n dip is when you masturbate like the lonely-ass you are, you cum, and then your penis then slowly dips into the cum (like a chip going into the dip)

Jim: What were you doing last night Bill?
Bill: Man, I was just having a good time, y'know jerking off and shit, then I took a chip 'n dip and my whole night was

ruined. I came to find out that my wife doesn't love me, and my children are gay. My life is going downhill dude....
Jim: What? Oh sorry, i was playing Clash Royale.
Bill: Fuck you dude....

by AnonymousDouchebag December 16, 2017

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Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.

Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 8, 2017

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