wang-chink

a chinese person who closely resembles a penis

"chan looks like a knob"
"ya he's a wang-chink"

by will_ranns April 11, 2007

wang chung

A band from the 1980's. They made VH1's most awesomely bad songs at #3. Their song Everybody Have Fun Tonight was catchy for about 2 seconds. The were one of the only bands with enough balls to put their own name into their one hit wonder of a song.

Everybody have fun tonight,
Everybody wang chung tonight.

by Smokey MacPot May 16, 2004

Wang Chung

1. the sound of striking electric guitar strings (supposedly)

2. the British band named after this phenomenae, popular in the Eighties. They are notorious for the phrase "Everybody Wang Chung tonight" from their famous song "Everybody Have Fun Tonight".

3. to do what you want to do. Whatever.

1. How do you make that "Wang Chung" sound?

2. Other Wang Chung hits are "Dance Hall Days", "To Live and Die in L.A.", "Don't Let Go", "Let's Go!" and more.

3. Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

Wang Chung

A maneuver a person who fakes knowing martial arts threatens to unleash on an enemy.

I don't know...dude says he's a black belt in aikido, and if I talk to his girl again he'll teach me the wang chung maneuver. WTF?

by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010

Wang Chung

have fun, specifically in illegal ways.

Etymology: the 80s' song "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" where every second mention of the line "Everybody have fun tonight" was changed with "everybody Wang Chung tonight"

I'm sure you really were Wanging Chung last night.

Hey everybody, let's Wang Chung tonight!

by Dushkin November 11, 2006

Wang Chung It

roll a joint. no more, no less.

Boy 1: Yo, you wanna smoke a bowl?
Boy 2: Nah dude, I don't have one on me, I just got Zig Zags.
Boy 1: Alright yo. We'll just have to wang chung it then.

by Pensky April 30, 2006

Wang-Chung Ratio

A mathematical relationship between the potential amounts of pleasure versus competition in any given point in space-time, as denoted by the ratio of male participants to female participants, or more precisely, penises (wangs) to vaginas (chungs). The lower the wang-chung ratio the higher probability that a given social event will be successful.

Jim: Dude, let's go on chatroulette and talk to some hot girls.
Bob: No way, the wang-chung ratio on chatroulette is like 10,000 to 1.

by Cuntsquid June 5, 2010