dusted chimp

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.

Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.

by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

Choppy Chimpy

The trope within film or TV where, in one scene, a character undergoes a traumatic occurrence, but shortly after, said character is acting unaffected. i.e., smiling, laughing or flirting.

Carol just found out her daughter was a zombie and then watched her get killed by Rick, but now she’s flirting with Darryl one episode later? That’s a Choppy Chimpy.

by RatedNforNick March 6, 2022

the chimp challenge

This is a contest to see who can do the stupidest thing ever!

RayRay glued himself to a car trunk to see how long the glue would hold him on the freeway! Thus the chimp challenge.

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

Pimp Chimpin’

To hang out or chill with a group of people. Coined by YouTuber SwaggerSouls. Similar to the phrase “Cracking a Cold One with the Boys.”

Fitz: What are you doing Swagger?
SwaggerSouls: I’m Pimp Chimpin’ *aggressive Chimpanzee sounds.*

by IconicLuL October 23, 2020

Poggus Champus

A more classy way to say Pog Champ.

Yes, my dear friend, this is a Poggus Champus moment.

by C4NY369 September 30, 2020

Chimplify

To make an idea or task so simple that even a chimpanzee could comprehend or complete something. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“It’s widely known that Cheney had to chimplify W’s daily presidential briefings; in other words, a Texas monkey couldn’t misunderstand ‘em”.

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009