Chimping

When you are at work (usually in an office) and there are persons banging on about all kinds of shite. Excessive chattering often caused by too much coffee. Sometimes its just one person talking or even singing to themselves with no thought or concideration for anyone else. Very prevalent on a Friday at around 3pm.
"Stop chimping-on... you bin-bag!!!!!!"
by ZEDWARD June 02, 2017
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Chimping

The act of texting, playing games etc on a mobile phone in a way that looks similar to a chimp
Look at everyone at this party chimping on their phones.
by 2hihihi January 15, 2013
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chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."
WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.
by running out of patience February 24, 2009
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Chimp

To violently attack or maul something or someone, in a manner similar to a chimpanzee. Typically involves breaking bones, biting and mutilation of digits and appendages.
“Yo, did you hear about the researcher who got killed by chimpanzees?”

“Yeah, they chimped him real bad. Took off his dick and balls.”
by Moyai🗿🗿🗿 March 13, 2022
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Chimp

Someone who is doing/saying something idiotic or foolish
Jake just said something really dumb, what a chimp
by ThatMasshole September 19, 2018
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chimping

What one does after taking a picture with a digital camera and looking at the result. Derived from the words they speak when chimping: "Ooo-oo-oo!"
Locals: Stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!
by NESMonster February 03, 2004
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chimp

To review an image on the LCD screen of a digital camera after taking a photograph. In common usage among press photographers. The act was dubbed chimping after photographers were caught making monkey-like noises when they reviewed a good shot in their cameras.
1. The photographer chimped his double-play shots from the first base photo position.

2. The photographer was caught chimping on the sideline after a play and missed the interception shot.
by Chris123456798 January 08, 2006
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