Chillininlasolaslikeimjoeyparrino

Hanging out at the beach with a false sense of entitlement and accomplishment attributed to one's own life which allows one to enjoy the beach and honestly feel that one deserves to be out there, all while having a falsely inflated ego leading one to believe that they are the "F"ing man!

That landscaper who was out by the Don Cesar was definitely chillininlasolaslikeimjoeyparrino!

by The Definition Don June 26, 2008

Chillinois

Winter in Illinois, duh.

Guy 1: Oh boy, it's been so cold in Chillinois after that Blizzard.
Guy 2: Yeah, it can make a Porn Star look like a fucking seven year old.

by hyfather February 25, 2011

chillision

chillision:
1: An event which may compromise the present state of chillin resulting in a very mild inconvenience and slight discomfort

2: When a bro's hand accidentally touches your hand in mid-swing while walking

1: <steve> 'dude my parents are calling but i wanna hit the b0ng'
<sam> 'shit son, major chillision right there'

2: <sam> 'dude.. i think our hands just touched!?'
<steve> 'get the fuck away from me dude, thats a serious chillision!'

by smkn rydy May 12, 2008

Chillpin

The top chill dude from any kind of group.
The biggest smoker of any 'session'.

Its time to smoke ice with the Chillpin.

The most down to earth and chill dude in your locality is the Chillpin.

by Chillpin December 29, 2018

phillipino duster

After consuming mexican food, the person then covers his/her spouse in raunchy farts.

We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.

by Matandy January 27, 2010

Phillipino whisker biscuit

When you have someone lick your ass while she (or he) jerks you off through your legs rusty trombone then after you insert your penis in that persons ass and then give them a shit mustache dirty sanchez.

Dude, last night I gave your mom a phillipino whisker biscuit.

by Propper G January 19, 2010

Phillipino Palm Tree

When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree

Jake gave me my first Phillipino palm tree and I'll be using ointment for a month!

by tyrel1 November 4, 2010