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chillision 

chillision:
1: An event which may compromise the present state of chillin resulting in a very mild inconvenience and slight discomfort

2: When a bro's hand accidentally touches your hand in mid-swing while walking
1: <steve> 'dude my parents are calling but i wanna hit the b0ng'
<sam> 'shit son, major chillision right there'

2: <sam> 'dude.. i think our hands just touched!?'
<steve> 'get the fuck away from me dude, thats a serious chillision!'
chillision by smkn rydy May 12, 2008
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head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp
"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

Chillionaire 

A Chillionaire is a person who is able to chill at all times. Chillionaire is not a monetary term. A Chillionaire is able to enjoy their hobby, job and family without worrying about there financial situation.
That dude is a Chillionaire, he rides pow pow all day.

Is he a millionaire? No man, he's a Chillionaire.
Chillionaire by Chillionaires December 29, 2009

Collisionista 

Is a bad-ass female auto body shop owner that knows auto body repair information and the industry front to back, inside to outside.
That auto body shop owner down the street is a freaking collisionista - you want your smashed up car fixed right, go see her!
Collisionista by Collisionista December 16, 2016

Chillipino 

this is a Pilipino that's not as rowdy and loud as most of them are; instead hes just Chill
Listen Ryan, if you wanna come over to my house for the Pacquiao fight on Friday, be sure not bring all them loud ass idiot friends of yours; my dad said Chillipinos ONLY.
Chillipino by 777geez November 20, 2015

chillipino 

1.A chillipino is a Filipino who is super cool or chill. Either by way of attitude is very relaxed, laidback and wise, or

2. a filipino who is always up on the latest street-wear. usually in San Franciscoo or Los Angeles, you can catch him/her standing outside of the hundreds, or any other fairfax streetwear store waiting for the newest collection of brightly colored skittles shirts and shoes with matching hats.
Dam, did you see that dudes bright ass shirt with matching nike dunks?, hella chillipino.
chillipino by gettnshacked November 7, 2011

Tactical Collision 

A fancy, and professional way of saying that you are going to ram something on the battlefield.or other situation.
man 1"Sir, what do we do? weapons systems are down and the enemy ship is tearing us apart!"
man 2 " I am gonna have to go for a tactical collision"
man 1 "Wait, you are going to ram them? you crazy!"