childbirth

The act of giving birth to a child

Mrs Malone's childbirth went without complication

by Drakhir September 11, 2003

childbirth

frequent result of an inability to properly use birth control.

He didn't feel like wearing a condom back then so now she's suffering the pains of childbirth.

by Dean W. Austin September 12, 2003

childbirth

Process of giving birth to humans.

End product of sex.

Intense physical pain followed by warmth and love.

Used by artists as an example of the link between disgust, emotion and life.

Aww a baby, you forgot to wipe that placenta off.

by waffle September 7, 2003

childbirth

Reason #1 I'm glad I'm a man

It'd be nice getting sex whenever you want like chicks can, but eventually you'd have to go through childbirth.

by Wouldn\'t you like to know September 11, 2003

childbirth

The abominably painful process that has brought so many people into this world. If there is anything that nature screwed up, it is childbirth, probably the most painful experience imaginable, and a lot of women died during childbirth before modern medicine.

When I saw a video of childbirth once, I went home and apologized to my mom.

by The KGB September 14, 2003

childbirth

A mistake.

I knew I should have worn a rubber, this mistake never would had happen.

by Joe Jackson September 11, 2003

childbirth

The bit that comes before the afterbirth that even less mothers eat

I'm really looking forward to eating my placenta. Now just gotta get the lump in front of it out of the way.

by kymcleod October 10, 2003