Stinky fart chickpeas

When u open a can of chickpeas and they smell like stinky farts. You then tell your friends about it but they say it’s actually you making the stinky fart smell. You are now questioning things.

You: *open can* ewww that smells like stinky fart chickpeas
You: hey friends, this smells like stinky fart.
Friends: that’s you doing the stinky fart.

You: no

by Jjwhatwhat March 27, 2020

squashed chickpeas

THE HOTTEST, CUTEST, MOST TALENTED, AMAZING SEVEN BOYS TO EVER EXIST.

BTS are squashed chickpeas?
YES, because they're so talented and genuine and sweet.

by disobae June 04, 2018

Chickpeas Curry

The best food in the world. That's it.. Also known as chana curry Also for some reason sports is something with it? (NOT TRUE)

MAAAN I LOVE CHICKPEAS CURRY MAN!

by Radar2 March 09, 2023

Spicy chickpeas

When a woman (or man) licks spices off another man's testicles.

Will fed allie his spicy chickpeas last night when her roommate was asleep. How hot was that?

by Buddystudy October 05, 2021