by Crazy southern chick June 30, 2021

A sexual position where a man or woman sits on your face while they whittle a small goose out of a block of wood.
Tim: Bro, where did you get that wooden goose?
Zach: Tiff made it for me when she gave me a ‘chicken fried steak’ last night.
Zach: Tiff made it for me when she gave me a ‘chicken fried steak’ last night.
by Balzar Danglin January 9, 2021

by sheltonisahomo October 24, 2006

The act of shoving an entire box of Burger King chicken fries up a girl's pussy and then ass. Than you put your cock covered in a breaded condom and than shove it in her pussy when you take all of the chicken fries out.
by AN0SEater March 21, 2020

by lou December 10, 2003

by Burger King chicken fries December 9, 2022

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011
