Chemistry

The Science of matter and physical objects.
The study of chemicals and substances
A subject interpreted by morons who think everything related to it is explosive

Moron: You terrorist!

Normal Guy: Not everything is about explosives in chemistry

by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007

Chemistry

Chemistry is when two people start to develop feelings for one another. Usually when they're still just friends, but they have that special connection.

Charlotte: Damn, I'm really starting to develop Feelings for Gary. I hope he feels the same. I can really feel the Chemistry between us.

by BitchPlsss November 26, 2015

Chemistry

- An education course often hated by those that do not have the mental capacity to comprehend it. Often referred to as “boring” and “useless” by ignorant students, but appreciated by those that see its consequences to society and technology. In college, chemistry is used as a filter class to weed out ill prepared or unintelligent pre-meds and other technical field majors. Serves to re-route them to a more appropriate field such as sociology, business, or political “science”.

- A physical science dealing with the world of atoms and the molecules they form. Divided classically into 5 branches: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, and biological.

-Man, how am I ever going to get into med school if I fail general chemistry for the third time?!?!

-Chemistry is freaking sweet, personally I love physical chem though organic is pretty cool sometimes too.

by ChemBen May 26, 2005

Chemistry

Originated in Slovenia from a herd of aboriganie bovine. The rarest and deadliest form of leprosy. Comes in six different periods or phases. In its developed stages, body parts involuntarily sever connection at the slightest vibration.

I just found out I have chemistry, 3rd period.

by Bhevis September 24, 2003

Chemistry

A subject taught in highschool. Mainly the period includes various other subjects such as Maths assignments the day before they are due.

Guy 1: Oh fuck I have a maths assessment tomorrow!
Guy 2: Its alright dude, don't fret. We have chemistry next!

by Aydin Uranium-235 June 30, 2004

Chemistry

The study of meaningless numbers and letters through complex equations, usually taught by a professor who owns or operates a methamphetamine lab on the side to help subsidize his/her meager income.

While I failed high school chemistry, my teacher was fired the following year for incompetence.

by nethcev! August 23, 2006

Chemistry

Student form of torture. Tricks kids into thinking they are going to make drugs and bombs, but involves math and more math. Pointless unless you are going to be a chemist.

"Chemistry is the reason why i dropped out and killed my dog"

by sweetemotion09 June 9, 2007