Cheffed

When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.

Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!

James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

cheffed

stabbed

bro got cheffed by remorse

by remorseo8 June 15, 2024

Cheffed the opps

To stab, kill or wound an opp/someone from a rival gang

1."Boys let's go and chef the opps"
2."We've cheffed the opps"

by UK Meanings January 21, 2021

Chuffed

To be pleased, gratified and satisfied.

Now that you've eaten, don't sit there all chuffed! Help me clear the table, please.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

Chuffed

To be very excited and/or impressed.

"I am so chuffed about going to the concert Friday night!"

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

Chuffed to bits

To be thrilled by something.

"I'm chuffed to bits by your b donka donk" -Hugh Laurie

by ElephatShiAT December 17, 2008

chuffed

To be very pleased, proud or happy with yourself

I just scored free tickets to the gig, I'm well chuffed!

by dr.rob June 10, 2004