Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.
Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."
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Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.
The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.
Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.
The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.
Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.
Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.
Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?
I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.
Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?
I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.
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Get the cheesedicks mug.A slang term for pornography or 'porn'. Can be used to disguise embarrassment that can be evoked when saying "porn". However, not a very widespread term, however Cheeswizz is becoming more popular.
Co-incidentally, Cheesewizz is also an American dairy product. It consists of a cheesy spread, that can be used for sandwiches and dips etc. Retail price is roughly $5.00, quite a bargain.
Co-incidentally, Cheesewizz is also an American dairy product. It consists of a cheesy spread, that can be used for sandwiches and dips etc. Retail price is roughly $5.00, quite a bargain.
Dude 1: "Jake, send me the cheesewizz."
Dude 2: "Ok then"
Dude 1: "Bro I just saw the new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Oh sweet man, how is it?"
Dude 1: "Oh my days, Zach Best made a new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Awesome!"
Dude 2: "Ok then"
Dude 1: "Bro I just saw the new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Oh sweet man, how is it?"
Dude 1: "Oh my days, Zach Best made a new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Awesome!"
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Get the Cheesewizz mug.When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.
"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."
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Get the Cheesewiring mug.The hard chunk of crap that you cough up that was once between your tonsil and tongue. If you squeeze it, it smells like asshole.
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