Cheesewipe

When a man loves a woman also a man . This is called cheesewiping. You can cheesewipe all over the floor and sometimes on another mans face.

Oh dude im so cheesewiping with my wife

i cheesewiped all over that guy

god i wish you would cheesewipe me right now

we're gonna cheesewipe in the moonlight

by Cheesefuckaaska March 30, 2009

cheesewilly

The act of "wet willying" someone, except using liquid nacho cheese, as opposed to saliva.

"Guys, I totally pulled a cheesewilly on Pryce!"

by talljord May 8, 2008

Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

by Aslap927 June 20, 2009

Cheesewiring

Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.

Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

by WHB October 28, 2006

Cheesewheel

A penis that is wider than it is long. People that have cheesewheel's are usually disgruntled and like corn. Hank Fox has a cheesewheel.

God, look at that stupid redneck Hank.
He has such a large cheesewheel

by CornStalker March 4, 2009

CheeseWigger

Someone who is stupid, and who is bad at games

"Dude! Why are you a cheesewigger?"

by SqueakyIsEvil March 14, 2023

cheesewheel

1. A puffy and kind of stunned looking frat boy who probably wears polo shirts and listens to cock-rock. "Dude, you know the best man always bangs the maid of honour," is a common utterance of the cheesewheel; a cretinous twat-waffle; a male, bloated in both body and hair; a suburban mouth-breather.

2. A male child without a hope of ever being mistaken for intelligent, i.e., a little cheese.

"Check out the cheesewheel. A rare find in the museum. I gather he must have stumbled confusedly through the entrance after a clumsy attempt to 'pound' his own reflection in the glass of the door. What a fucking cheese."

by hostofhosts September 20, 2009